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You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

• When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// 
• Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 
• You chat with your fingers, not your mouth. 
• You use Netscape 4.05, and you check every week whether version 4.06 was released. 
• You know the difference between Java and Javascript. 
• Most of your friends have an @ in their names. 
• In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com 
• On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number. 
• You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com 
• You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. 
• You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP. 
• You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-). 
• You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program. 
• Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one. 
• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.