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Internet Junkie

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You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

  • When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// 
  • Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 
  • You chat with your fingers, not your mouth. 
  • You use Netscape 4.05, and you check every week whether version 4.06 was released. 
  • You know the difference between Java and Javascript. 
  • Most of your friends have an @ in their names. 
  • In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com 
  • On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number. 
  • You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com 
  • You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. 
  • You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP. 
  • You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-). 
  • You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program. 
  • Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one. 
  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.