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You Might Be an ISP if

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You Might Be an ISP if...

  • You know 56k means 'reliable 33.6' and 33.6 means 'reliable 28.8' and so forth. 
  • You know the win98 setup wizard by heart and can walk a user through it without even interrupting your Quake/MUD/IRC session to do 
  • You know where the email settings are in Internet Mail, Outlook Express, Pegasus, Eudora, Netscape Mail, Messenger Mailbox, and you don't use any of those programs for personal use. 

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Top 7 ways the Internet could get worse

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Top 7 ways the Internet could get worse

  1. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line. 
  2. "MAKE MONEY FAST" posts protected by 1st amendment. 
  3. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums. 
  4. Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team". 
  5. Free netcom account with purchase of big mac. 
  6. Gameboy web browsers. 
  7. Two words: "Microsoft Network"

Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web

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Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web

  1. Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?" 
  2. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds. 
  3. You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.

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Internet connection

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Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow

  • Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and... 
  • Graphics arrive via FedEx. 
  • You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput 
  • You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later. 

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